Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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for keeps?

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Knock knock Come in

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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