- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you just contradicted yourself.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Zach Barlow

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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