What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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you and your family will die tonight

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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BOOBALANBOO

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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women's rights

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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