Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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The Holocaust.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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