How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's up brah brah

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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