- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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