Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Penis.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Anti Joke

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