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A guy trips a blind man.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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I'm banging your sister.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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