- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Women's rights

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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