- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Shut the cork up!

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not