- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Breast cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Women's sports.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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