Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Women Driving.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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