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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

knock knock Come in!!!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

modern love

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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