What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Butt Sex.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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