- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A women's opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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