Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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meme

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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