- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Ham sandwich

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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