- Anti Joke

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

shauns beautiful

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What do you call an amazing person Good

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella