Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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