What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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