A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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