How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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