1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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obama leadership

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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whats a dick a dick

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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