Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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