Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

salad days!

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

i dont like chris

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

mark is mark

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Anti Joke

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