- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

i cant think of one.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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