Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Penis.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Jersey Shore

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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