What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Billy Cundiff.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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