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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's 4+7 47

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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