So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Women's rights

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Win and Beau have no friends

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

why am i on this site? cause its funny

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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