Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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