- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

womens rights

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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