- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

whats a dick a dick

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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