why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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