What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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I saw a shovel once.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Error 37.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Snarf Nuggets

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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