Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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KKK

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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