How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Gangnam style

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Dogs in my home.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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