what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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good one jess !!

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Minecraft.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Sarah Palin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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