- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Women's rights.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Jewwy Jewstein

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

whats a dick a dick

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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