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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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