- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

religion.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer