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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Badgers are cool

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

mc hammers income.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Wombat monkey juice.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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