Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

luke moore cant pull it back

hipsters

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Women's rights.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

whats 2+2? 4

your mum

american government

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

tea with milk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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