How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Romans rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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She said no

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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