- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

why was the man sad? his wife died

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Prostitution is bad.......

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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