Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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