Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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lol

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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oh hai

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Womens Rights.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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