What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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what do you watch ? a tv

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Hey Shea

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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