- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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