How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Worst joke ever

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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