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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

An atheist walks into a church

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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