a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why? Whats wrong?

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

how may i help you

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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