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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Alex Eggbert

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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