How old are you? 20

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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