- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Where do you live? In a house

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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