I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Joke.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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