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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

So a jew walks into a bar!

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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