What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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