Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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want a balloon? yeah

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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