- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Type 2 diabetics

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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