How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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