Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

acualy is dolan

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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