- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

im black

TIMMAH!

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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