Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

your moms my other ride

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Spotto

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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