A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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This sentence is false.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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