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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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